If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am available for nakedness
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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