did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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