She is in my trunk
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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