I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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