we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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