plz talk dirty to me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
