either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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