That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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