if you like me you must not know who I am
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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