you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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