what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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