I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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