i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and she was petting her beer can
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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