Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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