all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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