Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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