rhymes with "ouble enetration"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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