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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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