Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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