You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
420 ftw
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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