please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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