hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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