Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
