I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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