so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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