new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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