in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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