the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
tell me about the fingering
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