fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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