Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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