I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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