I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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