My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
