Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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