Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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