I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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