i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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