During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
so much tequila, so little girl.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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