Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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