Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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