no. you can't hotbox the world.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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