i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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