oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
