I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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