you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
