I wish you could order shots online.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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