If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Randomize
