Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize