Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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