ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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