So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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