Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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