yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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