I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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