So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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