its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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