i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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