i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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